|  patrickjluke | May 9, 5:36pm | | Marilyn Monroe appearing in a dream looking like she does now. |
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|  npftm | May 9, 6:46pm | | Don't ask her to sing 'Happy Birthday', as her jaw will fall off (and that will ruin the fellatio). |
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| | madrosemama | May 9, 7:03pm | | every single one of you at this point! |
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| | npftm | May 9, 7:06pm | | As long as I can type reams of completely random rubbish in forums on a regular basis, I'm not a threat to society :D |
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| | npftm | May 9, 7:12pm | | I type with my feet as a group of Romans crucified me and I had to chew them off at the wrist to escape. Wasn't a pretty sight but my break-dancing is much better as stumps are sooo much easier to spin on than hands... |
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| | patrickjluke | May 10, 4:17am | | the virus that has appeared in my computer. What if it mutates & escapes from the LsD screen and penetrates the crushed vitamin C tablets I have smeared over the screen in a dubious effort at protecting myself? |
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| | andiiv | May 10, 2:25pm | | Keep your garlic near the computer and you should be fine. |
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| | npftm | May 10, 3:35pm | | If you smash your computer to bits it will no longer pose a biological threat. To be doubly sure I would advise you take all the broken bits to a remote island somewhere near Scotland and bury them, before declaring the entire area a health hazard. |
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